Jom santaikan diri petang-petang sambil tunggu buka puasa hehe. Humour humour humour :D
Jokes for today.
Abu: Dean, i'll give you an 'A' in history if you can tell me something about Napoleon.
Dean: He's dead.
Myra J: Hey Zura! Why did you throw the butter out?
Zura : Because I want to see the butter fly.
Teacher Acik: LyndaWawa, take out your grammar book.
LyndaWaWa: Teacher Acik, why would you want my grandma's book? I don't have it here.
Dea: How did IzzatiLiyana do in her history test?
Umie: Not very well. It wasn't her fault, they asked her question that happened before she was born
Ipai: Hans, what do you do when you lose a tooth?
Hans: I paste it with toothpaste.
Alyaesprezzo: Bobo, why are you putting sugar on your pillow?
iMBobo: Because, I want to have sweetdreams.
A doctor tried to say something to strenghten a patient's will.
Doc Najwa: Say, "Even if all the man have died. I'm still alive". You must bear it in your mind.
Alif Haris: Then I must die.
Doc Najwa: Why?
Alif Haris: It is because the one who said this had lunch at the heaven last month!!
H.J: Gary, what will happen if you get RM10 and your brother was given RM11?
Gary: A fight!
Freaky and Keroro was in restaurant.
Waitress: Hello, sir! May I take your order please?
Keroro: Sure. Give me..mm..ABC, please? You Freaky, what you want?
AmirFX: What are foxgloves?
Ceroi: Foxgloves are gloves that gloves wear.
Bui : Banyak-banyak hero, hero apa pakai seluar dalam di luar?
Wahida: Aku tau !! Mestilah Superman.
Bui: Salahlah...Keluang Man la..
Wahida: Aikkkkk.. *blurrrrr
Far8budakbaik: cuba teka berapa ketul ayam dalam ni? Kalau betul aku bagi dua-dua ketul ayamku
Shandye: erkkkkk?? kau memang budak baik
Tia: kenapa siput babi jalan sgt lambat ??
iLa: sebabnya, semasa berjalan, dia tgh memikir, aku ni sipu.
One day, 3 friends went for a picnic near waterfall. Their names were Fight, Crazy and Brain. Fight go lost an his way. So Crazy and Brain went to the police station.
Crazy: I want to look Fight.
Police: Tou want to lokk Fight?
Police: Are you crazy?
Crazy: Yes, i'am Crazy.
Police: Do you have a brain?
Crazy: Yes, Brain is out there.
Nama pelakon-pelakon tambahan di atas adalah antara kenalan blogger yang mesra alam. Sila terjah, tak rugi woooo hehe.
*KATA HATI: Jangan merajuk kalau nama siapa takda, next entry pulakk, boleh? hehe. Selamat Berbuka a.k.a bersungkai!!!